.When
is less, more? Answer: When it’s a California
textbook. Just ask Assembly member Jackie Goldberg--sponsor
of AB 756, the bill to ban the state from purchasing texts
longer than 200 pages.
Honestly, folks, this is no joke. And not only does the
former Compton teacher want new textbooks for California
schools to be limited to 200 pages, her assembly colleagues
actually agree with her.
By a
vote of 42-33 the lower house in Sacramento recently went
on record supporting the novel idea that
fewer pages
equals greater achievement. Never mind that no study establishing
a "small is beautiful" correlation can be produced
by supporters of the legislation or that an arbitrary numerical
quota seems plain stupid. The important thing is that Goldberg
and company have an idea about which they feel warm and fuzzy.
And that, apparently, is all it takes for whacky educational
policy to pass muster in the Assembly.
One can
hardly imagine the amount of media scorn that would befall
a Republican legislator who proposed
a minimalist
limit to textbook pagination. "Dumb and Dumber" jokes
would flow from late night comics like vintage wine:
"Did
you hear that Assemblyman Yahoo wants all California texts
to be shorter than 200 pages?
--And to require no more
than four crayons per page."
"When asked what part of U.S. History should be deleted
to keep within the 200-page limit, Rep. Yahoo replied, ‘How
about the Constitution’‚"
"Yahoo’s
other ideas for education include miniaturized desks, shorter
teachers, 20 x 20 classrooms,
and lower IQs."
Batta-boom-batta-bing!
Goldberg’s defense of her proposal is almost as funny.
The world, she observes, has changed significantly in the
last few decades, yet we‚re still using big, bulky
books to teach our kids. She also says that today’s
workplace demands more than the ability to read page 435
on some manual and that a more "dynamic...learning process" is
required.
Can anyone
in class, I wonder, define the term "non
sequitur"? Or was that Latinism on page 201? More specifically,
one might reply to Goldberg’s "weighty" arguments
as follows: 1) Some people continue to wear pants that cover
their rumps despite the fact that the world has changed.
2) The ability to read page 435 of a manual is not a sufficient
skill for success, but it is necessary.
Excessive
jokes aside, the philosophical basis for Goldberg’s
legislation is the ubiquitous educational emphasis on "process." According
to this school of thought, information itself isn‚t
nearly as important as learning how to learn. Thus, for Goldberg,
essential data can be crammed into 200 pages--no matter what
the subject. Internet references in limit-exempt appendices
will then provide the dynamism that compensates for this
textual downsizing.
In practice,
process-education has tended to produce students too uninformed
to know what puzzles
they should be unraveling
on the information superhighway. And it has had this effect
because "learning skills" or the "love of
learning" are virtually impossible to nurture in students
who don‚t know much about anything in particular. Superficiality
begets couch-potatoes, not dedicated researchers.
A more
constructive approach to California’s
educational woes would involve loosening the death-grip
of interest groups
like the CTA on education policy, providing more flexibility
to charter schools, and even revisiting the hated concept
of vouchers. In a competitive educational environment,
pedagogical idiocies like the above would not be met
with silence by
state employees whose very jobs rest on their effectiveness
.CRO
This
piece first appeared in the Los Angeles Daily News